Return of the Jedi has arguably the finest first act of all time – Jabba’s Palace is nothing short of perfection. Leia’s bounty hunter disguise, The Rancor, Jabba’s sail barge, the Sarlacc pit! This movie kicks things off in all the right ways and Luke has had some serious training between Episode V and VI, not too mention that wicked green light saber! Return is a pretty wicked flick. However, stone age Ewoks defeating space age storm troopers in battle? That is weak. Sticks and stones may break my bones but they ain’t got squat on AT-ST’s – or at least they shouldn’t! Oh well, there’s still plenty to love in this movie. Vader and Luke in their final duel, Vader’s redemption! Force lightning!! We finally get some personal time with the Emperor and his face is all kinds of messed up. Seriously, that guy needs to lay off that Heisenberg blue.
Boba Fett? Boba Fett? Where??