Episode 26: Fast Five

Do you like trashy films? Do you like Vin Diesel? Do You love family? Join us for another joyride through the wonderfully bizarre world of Dominique Toretto and his band of dullards as they drive their way through the imagination of a 12 year old boy hopped up on coronas and NASCAR. For the fourth time.

Episode 24: The Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift.

In what could be considered the harbringer of the carpocalypse, Tokyo Drift is partially responsible for revitalizing the defunct Fast and Furious franchise that has now proliferated hearts and minds the world over. It may be rough around the edges but honestly this movie is better than Fast 4 through 6 if only because of our boy Han.

Episode 22: The Fast and the Furious

Welcome to the Fast and the Furious. Welcome, to the rotting corpse of nuance in American cinema. Prepare your fragile soul for the depths of inane plot points, overblown homophobia, and a never ending allegory of human life as represented by cars. Women are cars, god loves cars, all your problems are solved by cars. CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Episode 21: Spiderman, Into the Spiderverse

Spiderman, Into The Spiderverse brings together all the versions of spiderman we know and love. The eight year old anime spidergirl, the spiderman that is a pig, the list goes on. I know that is a terrible intro, but it really encapsulates how surprised we were that this movie was actually amazing! With a star studded voice cast ( Liev Schreiber, Nicolas Cage, Chris Pine etc), beautiful direction and an action packed story line that does not disappoint, Darren and I were in stitches. The only thing that was missing was the Zack Snyder cut. If you would like to hear an idiots opinion in all it’s glory press on dear listener.

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